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Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted… Or Not…

I’m a criminal.  A shoplifter.  Not only that, but a repeat offender.  The other night I went into a local grocery store to pick up a couple things—cold medicine, a gallon of milk, stuff like that.  It was about 9:00 and I was in a hurry because I was already running late and I had one more stop before I could go home for the night. So I bring my few items to the U-Scan.  I love the U-Scan.  I’ve really gotten pretty good at knowing the PLU codes for fruits and veggies, finding hidden …

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